Jon Schuta and Zeke Spector are neither cops nor drunk. But they are performers! And they want to make up a heartfelt, funny, and exhilarating show not just for anybody, but for you! Come see the worldwide debut of Drunk Cops. Please come. They’re making this up for you. Yes, you— the person reading this—it’s for you. Don’t believe us? Come call us liars to our faces … at our show!